Buttercup Wig from The Princess Bride Size:One-Size The gleaming vest and bow

The gleaming vest and bow tie that has literally traveled the whole of Wonderland and gathered all the best colors—and the best Velcro—and we’ll just throw in a few extra ribbons… everywhere

To heck with the idea that gals can't stand up for the chivalric code

we must remember that

and capture a chicken for dinner

you'll find that people need a little more mermaid in their lives

Buttercup Wig from The Princess Bride Size:One-Size The gleaming vest and bowWhether you're getting abducted by a short Sicilian in the woods, arguing with the Dread Pirate Roberts, or facing an unwanted forced marriage to an evil prince, you always do it with dignity. Sure, you've made some mistakes in the past but you never lose your cool. No, no pathetic tears come to your eyes as you demand answers or confront villains. Here's the thing that's always confused us, you swam through eel infested waters, were carried up a