Importantly, white tie requires an evening tailcoat, not a morning coat
with both spellings used on the same page
Crafted from stretch poly crepe, this midi dress showcases 1/4" thick shoulder pads and numerous functional zippers, including along the center back, front bodice, and skirt front princess seams
Her hair fits in with the theme of old Hollywood too, with sweeping curls that have been styled to one side, while the accessories add the perfect amount of sparkle to this vintage-feel outfit
Whether or not this is remotely good enough from people with such enormous platforms is another conversation, but, with the Oscars around the corner, theres still time to whip up something as truly imaginative, and representative of our times, as Chers outlandishly decorated Bob Mackie looks were in the 80s