Quiet essentials · Free shipping over $75 · Shop the edit

The Birthday Blowjob: A Story Of A Candle Dogs & Animals *** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

SKU: 86948737641

4.1
USD18.00 USD51.00

Pay in 4 interest-free payments of $4.50 Learn more

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 30 - Aug 4

Description

*** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time (her ADHD brain never stops coming up with new ideas

full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos that only adults will truly understand

My best friends are balls the colouring book

Getting to Uranus is tricky

The Birthday Blowjob: A Story Of A Candle Dogs & Animals *** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ****** For Mature Readers Only *** The Birthday Blowjob is the story of a candle who has been waiting ALL year for this moment. Standing tall, burning bright and ready to be blown properly! Birthdays are pretty unpredictable though, aren't they? The story is told from the candle's point of view as it endures: Weak efforts Poor technique A catastrophic Granny incident This short story is cheeky, fun and the perfect birthday gift! This book is NOT for

Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy

You may also like

recommand products